I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IF HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF FACEBOOK'S BULLSHIT AND THOUGHT POLICE TACTICS. I'VE LEFT FACEBOOK FOR GOOD. IT'S A MESS AND THEY TREAT SUBSCRIBERS LIKE DIRT. ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS FACEBOOK REALLY NEEDS TO SEEK THERAPY; IT'S SELF-ABUSE AND SELF-DESTRUCTIVE. MARK ZUCKERBERG IS A PRICK, AND HIS NEW ARMY OF PROPAGANDIST THOUGHT POLICE MAKE THE GESTAPO LOOK LIKE OLD LADIES AT A CHURCH SOCIAL.
FACEBOOK, I'VE UNFRIENDED YOU!
IN FACT, I CONSIDER IT A BLESSING NOT TO BE PART OF AN EVIL SYSTEM OF CONTROL.
Can you believe it? Facebook, according to news sources, has hired more than 7,000 censors to increase its surveillance and control of what you share on Facebook. This increased censorship effort only creates more anxiety among subscribers because Facebooks "community standards" are so vague and enforcement is so arbitrary. You simply can't be certain what might be the cause of a block of your account or even deactivation. Of course, creation of anxiety in any population, including Facebook subscribers, is very effective as a control method. First Facebook lures you in with promises of free this and that and then Facebook proceeds to relieve you of any sense of freedom once you're hooked and addicted, or once you've spend half your life collecting friends and creating a community. The threat of being blocked, prevented from posting or communicating, or even losing everything by being "deactivated" by some moron at Facebook is a horrible thought for some Facebook addicts. It's similar to telling a heroin addict that his supply has been confiscated and he can't get a fix! It's the Facebook agenda to control as many people as possible and then to use that control for political purposes, and it's being done as we write.
To be very honest, I had too many so-called “friends” on Facebook and I was wasting too much of my life trying to keep up with them all. It was just too crazy! No one needs thousands of digital cyborgs deceptively calling themselves “friends” simply because the Facebook thought police want to control as many minds as they can. They are really quite successful judging by some of the stupidity I have seen on Facebook. So, I began asking everyone — more than 2000 guys — who was listed as my “friend” or who was following me to please read this and do what has to be done. Well, apparently, my sensible request pissed someone off — perhaps a psycho friend or one of Facebook's censors — because within a couple of hours I was suddenly "logged off" and when I tried to log in again, I got the message "Your account has been deactivated." That was it, explanation, NOTHING. I just disappeared from the face of the earth for all of my friends.
I was being blown away with crazy posts. Messenger was non-stop and the callers didn't seem to have any idea of time zones, or they didn't care, and I was constantly getting video chat calls in the middle of the night. I had to either turn off my phone or put it on Do Not Disturb. Stupid and inconsiderate behaviour was rampant. Requests for pictures of my cock and other parts just didn't impress me, at least not in the first lines of a first chat, anyway. I admit I wasn't very patient with some of the ignorance.
I was asking people to voluntarily UNFRIEND me if they met some very fair criteria (see below). Please note that if anyone wanted to continue seeing what I post they could easily just FOLLOW ME, but if any of the following descriptions applied, I asked the "friend" to please UNFRIEND ME:
- If the friend was under 30 years old (exception: you are a mature 25-30 year old), UNFRIEND ME. Reason: If a friend was under 30 years old or not a mature 25+ we likely have very little in common. I'm not a chicken hawk and prefer misters or hunters. I'm a perfect daddy type. I don't want to be anyone's mommy.
- If they did not write and understand English, French, German, Italian or Spanish, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: Friends have to be able to communicate with one another clearly and understandably. If we can't communicate there's no sense in wasting each other's time. I am learning Qartuli (Georgian) and want to keep my Georgian friends ONLY if they can do at least some English and are willing to help me learn their language.
- If they found that age is a limitation or a criterion for being a friend, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: I don't believe that age has much of anything to do with friendship or with having a fabulous relationship, including super sex. I find that people with age hang-ups have other hang-ups and are trouble. I don't think that anyone who has survived in this world, who has acquired life experience and wisdom should have to apologize to any immature ignorant punk for surviving! If anyone asked me how old I am in our first conversation you know how fast you became history. I promptly unfriended and blocked them.
- If they were interested only in pictures of dicks or sexual activity, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: If you're interested only in looking at pictures of a stranger's sex organs you are a sicko. If you get your thrills from watching other people enjoy sex you are a sicko. I save my beautiful and fit body for people who are healthy in mind, body and spirit. Only my lovers see my dick or my ass and get to enjoy them. My body is not public property!
- If they did not have a completed Facebook profile, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: I took the time to complete a Facebook profile so that people interested in me would know about me. It's only fair if you want someone to be a "friend." If you didn't care enough to even provide the minimum information about yourself, I'm not interested in you. I simply delete any friend request if there's no profile information.
- If they did not have real photos of yourself on your Facebook page, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: The same applies to your personal pictures. Photos of you should be of you! Your profile picture should be of YOU! Not some model or some pirated image. If the photos are not of you you are a fake! The exception is the cover picture, which I agree, can be a theme picture.
- If they were titillated by obviously posed pictures of models and stupid faces, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: Idiotic photos of posing models, lifting your shirt to expose your skinny adolescent body, or if you are cutting faces or sticking out your animal-like tongue, BYE-BYE! No time for a freakshow, baby!
- If you are immature and ignorant, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: This applies to any age group and probably to the majority of Facebook users. So that automatically eliminates the vast majority of so called "friends." Enough said.
- If they did not take the time to read my complete Facebook profile and have to ask me stupid questions that are clearly answered in my FB profile, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: If you have to ask me where I live or how old I am you have not taken the time to read my Facebook profile. I cannot understand anyone asking to be "friended" if he has not read my profile! That's just plainly stupid!
- If they did not take the time to visit my Homoerotic Tantra blog and to read what I have posted there for my friends to read, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: I have created a whole blog for people who want to learn about me and what makes me tick. It answers so many questions for you and saves so much time. You will know almost everything you need to know in the beginning and you won't waste my time or yours. If you are still interested, we can fill in the intimate details over time. But at least you got a head start.
- If they did not take care of yourself and are not in shape, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: I have always taken care of myself and I continue to work out 4-5 days a week. I keep fit and in shape. I keep my body, our love temple, in the very best of condition, healthy, flexible. I don't think anyone who does not do the same has any right to hope that they have a chance in hell to get on me.
- If they were a rabid follower of any political party, including institutionalized religion, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: I despise narrow minded people, political morons, and religious fanatics. You can have your politics, religion, etc. but I don't want to hear about it unless I specifically ask you to tell me about it.
- If they were a fat, fake, fem, or psycho, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: I'm just being honest about this. If you are any of these you will not be happy around me.
- If they were offended by any of my statements above, UNFRIEND ME. Reason: As I said above, I despise narrow minded people, people who can't be honest, people who are afraid to be themselves. If anything I have written above offends you, you are probably one of those types. I can't be bothered. Go away.
There are plenty of places for the ladies to hang out and I’m not into girls sending me invitations to have phone or cybersex or to sext them. Sorry girls, I’m not interested; I am i
nto men…real men, that is. So please, if any females have somehow managed to get past my radar, please just UNFRIEND ME.I’m not interested in seeing your slutty pictures or reading your feminist bullshit either. If you like posting pictures of yourself doing weird things, please UNFRIEND ME. I’m not in the least bit interested.
UNFRIEND FACEBOOK if you agree with any of what I have written above. If you agree with what I have said, we will get along just fine and you will find me to be one of the best real friends you could ever hope for.
Thanks for reading!
William a.k.a. Gay Daka Karuna
